Dagger leg vs Snake....... SNAKE WINS

THE ADVENTURES OF DAGGER LEG



Yesterday night the ladies were on their way to dinner when they encountered a little snake on the road. Dagger leg quickly fell in love with the cute slithering beast and wanted to help from a life of prostitution and gambling. The snake had been living on the street and she was afraid that it's life would be filled with corruption and drugs so she decided that she needed to make a difference in the life of this snake. She pulled out her purse and began choosing it with the strap just agitating the (what she considered) defenseless creature.
After rescuing the snake from it's life of shame it left her with a nice parting gift, a bite on her finger. After getting bit they decided to call and ask if snake bites were poisonous and if so what they should do about it. After rushing dagger leg to the hospital they realized that they went to the wrong one and that even though dagger leg was little she was a little too old for the childrens hospital, but they fell in love with her little dagger so they allowed her to stay. After many hours of IV's, morphene, the flushing of her system and an antivenom I am happy to say that dagger leg still has all her fingers.. yes they are a little swollen but they are still in tact and is at home. (I don't think we'll be calling her dagger hand any time soon) Even though she was talking crazy talk for a while the morphene did her well, she called the sun on the roof God then proceeded on saying David James looked like god, and started talking about the "hot poison control guy" (who's contact info she got by the end of the night. That pretty much wraps up the first story of dagger leg. THE END